A PHALLUS MAXIMUS: IT MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES PASSION

Deep within the dark heart of the forest, shrouded in legend, lies a fungus known as the Phallus Maximus. Rumored to be possessed with potent vibes, this uncannily shaped mushroom has captured seekers desiring a flood of passion. Some claim that its powerful aroma awakens the physical tides within, pushing one towards a state of euphoric ecstasy.